i still remember this day like its yesterday, it was midnight - maybe around 3 am or so, i head to the kitchen for something to snack on. thats when i see a sandwich. it looked otherworldly beautiful. almost like an alien, left it there for me. except it looked so...ethereal, not sure why but i remember it glowing like a lava lamp or something, "what is this?" i say to myself. the sandwich was too irresistible, like some outsider force is making me look at it. so like any other human being i decided to take a bite.. but when i tried to do that I almost •••• • •-•• ---- ••--••. awful! thankfully nothing happened to me but i almost lost my life, now this happened a while ago and i of course threw away this sandwich, though im not sure if what i did was righteous.